wonderfully wandering alone
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
I’ve seriously just looked at like 20 pages of “Tumblr Gets Deep” and its so funny I can’t stop
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO”
"heres ur order m’am"
the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “
armadillo" is one of the most innocent things I’ve ever seen in my life
I THOUGHT IT SAID DILLO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
"honey, i’m pregnant."
hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “ i’m dad.”
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!
IT GOT BETTER